Humor
epub |eng | 2001-10-26 | Author:Megan McDonald [McDonald, Megan]

“Ta da!” called Judy. “Hooray!” Everybody clapped and cheered. “Mouse, I’ll be famous at last!” Judy squeezed her. “And now, last but not least,” said the pet store lady, “a ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:Megan Mcdonald [McDonald, Megan]

73 Why do you have to eat bad stuff for good stuff to happen? The world was backwards, according to Judy Moody. Dr. Judy went back upstairs. "Stink! Wake up!" ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Lisa Yee [Yee, Lisa]

CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR It’s Sunday. I have the day off since Jess and I don’t work week-ends. Sammy’s San Francisco gig went well. He just wanted to chill, but Twig talked ...
( Category: Humor October 27,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-12-14 | Author:Jacqueline Wilson

pen in her hand. 'Here, it's a Mickey Mouse pen. Look, Louise, see the little Mickey. Oh Miss, where did you get this pen? It's great! I love Mickey, I ...
( Category: Humor October 27,2014 )
epub |nld | 0101-01-01 | Author:Physik [Physik]

27 Hugo Tenderfoot As Septimus walked along Wizard Way, his feet did not tread on the pale limestone that he had been used to in his own Time, but on ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 27,2014 )
epub |nld | 0101-01-01 | Author:Magyk [Magyk]

"But I haven't got a rat skeleton, Ma." "And you're not having one either. Come on." Stanley thought to himself that if Petunia had taken him home he wouldn't have ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-09-03 | Author:David A. Adler & Joy Allen [Adler, David A.]

Hal shook his head. “What about you, Stan,” Gary Gold asked the dishwasher. “Did you see anyone leave?” Stan shook his head. “I’ve been standing here since six o’clock,” he ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 16,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-09-10 | Author:David Walliams

“Good morning, miss,” said the voice, deep and gruff. “I am Detective Strauss of Scotland Yard.” The man flashed up his police badge to the flap. “You are?” “Lady Stella ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Tom Birdseye

Saturday, January 27 Kitty Whiz came today! Dad couldn’t stop laughing when he saw the plastic training ring that fits on our toilet seat. He thought the dried herbs I ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Doreen Cronin

“It isn’t?” asked the little bird. “That, madam,” said Dirt and Sugar, “is our brother!” “Oh, brother,” said the little bird. “You can say that again,” said Sugar. “Oh, brother,” ...
( Category: Farm Animals October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-04-30 | Author:Tony Bradman

A man was putting up a sign nearby. Freddy read the sign and felt very uneasy. “Hi,” Freddy said. “Would you mind telling me what that sign means?” “Sure,” said ...
( Category: Royalty October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-03-10 | Author:Christopher Krovatin

Chapter Twelve PJ At least Joseph Savini’s walking corpse is the kind we’re used to. Without the chance to mutate or evolve or whatever horror has happened to the zombies ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-15 | Author:E. S. Farber & Jason Beene [E. S. Farber]

Roger and T. J. looked at me in surprise. “It’s not that I don’t want to race you or anything,” I said quickly. “But it might storm later.” We all ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-10-15 | Author:Colin Thompson

The next one to vanish was Tracylene. She was out in the back yard one night, waiting in the bushes for her second-best backup replacement boyfriend. She was wearing her ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2007-01-17 | Author:David Lubar [Lubar, David]

{eighteen} mr. Franka had taught us to be careful about using words properly when we were writing. A phrase like five p.m. this afternoon is wrong because p.m. means afternoon. ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )